I said natural...

I said I don't want make-up at all.

I said I want to look natural.

I said I don't want to feel like I have a lot of make-up on.

She said I need to have a spray tan because I am pale.

She said my eyebrow shape needs to be redone because it does nothing for my face.

She said I need highlights.

She said I need to get a facial before the wedding.

After an hour (I only had 30 minutes to give her so now I am late)...

B said I looked like Krusty the Clown.

On to plan b...